空姐職位

有一種病叫空姐綜合癥

2015-03-09空姐職位

After being Cabin Crew for a few years, you start to notice certain traits and habits appearing out of nowhere that have seemingly crept up on you through the j

After being Cabin Crew for a few years, you start to notice certain traits and habits appearing out of nowhere that have seemingly crept up on you through the jetlagged days and nights. You know when you have been flying too long when:

空姐作為特殊人群，有著異于常人的生活模式。如果以下癥狀讓你感覺(jué)膝蓋中箭，恭喜你已身患“空姐綜合癥”，特此授予資深空姐光榮稱號(hào)～!

All of your pens have hotel names on them

你所有的筆上都印有酒店名稱

You refer to cities by airport code

你用機(jī)場(chǎng)代碼稱呼城市

When someone presses the doorbell you look at the ceiling

聽到有人按鈴你會(huì)不自覺(jué)抬頭看天花板

You look for the ‘flush’ button in the bathroom

你在衛(wèi)生間尋找沖水按鈕而非把手

The first thing you say in the morning is ‘Did you sleep?’

朋友間問(wèn)候用“你睡了嗎”多過(guò)“你吃了嗎”

You stop at each fire extinguisher you see and check it is in the green gauge

經(jīng)過(guò)滅火器的時(shí)候，你忍不住想檢查指針是不是在綠色表盤內(nèi)

You wake up and have to look at the hotel stationary to see where you are

一覺(jué)醒來(lái)，要找到酒店標(biāo)示才能記起自己身在何處

You can eat a 3-course meal in 2 minutes whilst standing in the kitchen, preferably behind a curtain

你可以在兩分鐘內(nèi)站著在廚房吃完一頓飯，包括前菜主餐和甜點(diǎn)，而且最好能躲在窗簾后

Three alarm clocks seems perfectly normal

擁有并同時(shí)使用三個(gè)鬧鐘聽起來(lái)合情合理

You never unpack your suitcase

你從來(lái)不會(huì)徹底清空并整理行李箱

You look for the brake on your trolley at the supermarket

在超市購(gòu)物使用推車，會(huì)不自覺(jué)想用腳去踩剎車

When you get home from a trip, you immediately prop the door open with your suitcase and check inside the wardrobe, under the bed and behind the shower curtain

旅行歸來(lái)，回家第一件事就是用旅行箱撐住門，迅速進(jìn)門掃視并檢查衣柜內(nèi)、床下、浴簾后

You wish you had a trash compactor at home

你覺(jué)得如果家里也有臺(tái)垃圾壓縮器就好了

When serving a drink to guests at home you ask ‘Would you like ice and lemon with that?’

客人來(lái)家里做客，你熟練地詢問(wèn)：“您的飲料需要加冰或檸檬嗎?”

You ask your partner when serving dinner, if he wants chicken or beef?

吃晚飯你習(xí)慣性地問(wèn)另一半，雞肉還是牛肉?

You know how to say ‘hello’ and 'thank you' in at least 6 languages

你會(huì)用至少六種語(yǔ)言說(shuō)“你好”，“謝謝”

You look for the ‘crew line’ at the supermarket, bank or post office

總是下意識(shí)尋找“機(jī)組人員通道”，哪怕是在超市、銀行、郵局

You spell things out using the phonetic alphabet – Lima Oscar Tango Sierra!